A Welsh town wants to break the record for the largest gathering of people with the same names.
Blaenau Ffestiniog is planning a get-together for hundreds who have the surname Jones.
The record is currently held by Sweden for a gathering of 583 Norbergs, said The Times.
*wonders if our Prunella Jones from the 'celebs and stuff' blog will attend*
I once went to Blaenau Ffestiniog.
ReplyDeleteStayed there for a week - Camping trip with school.
My only memories?
The nuclear power station about 500 yards away.
The toy railway.
Slate mines.
Welsh cunts.
Non-fucking-stop rain, 24 hours a day.
More Welsh cunts.
Waking up, feeling liked I'd wet the fucking bed every morning.
I hated it.
I've never been back.
I never will.
I regret ever being there.
I wish someone would nuke Wales.
If only because they talk funny.
But mostly because they're cunts.
*waits for Tickers to show up*
ReplyDeletemy Favourite Jones of all time is Bruno Ponce Jones
ReplyDeleteif you aren't a Jones, but you have a Jones, i wonder does that count? not that i do, i just like the idea of a whole pile of really constipated people wandering around this tiny village in Wales twitching and drooling and sniffling and shuddering. kinda like Dawn of the Dead.
ReplyDeletePamer: I killed your Canadian lover. And I no sorry.
ReplyDeleteFirst Nations: It would count if you have a Jones for Jones.
It's interresting how early child hood experiences shape our thoughts.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was a wee-un. I attended an all boys boarding school in Dunblane Scotland. We had a Welsh teacher who was an utter cunt. Consequently, I learned to hate the Welsh.
As an adult I moved to Wales and found that the Welsh were indeed, all cunts. However, with the benefit of wisdome I've adapted to thier cuntistry.
Now imagine children, the mental scars that would result if you stumbled apont Piggy's blog before you reached the age of 7.
Tickers: Cuntistry.
ReplyDelete*laffs*
Are you a really a Scot, then? Trapped in the same DNA as Piggy?
And could someone please tell me why the Welsh are cunts? Can you back up the Welsh cunt theory?
Ooooo I totally would if I lived closer. Me and Catherine Zeta have so much to talk about!
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