Thursday, March 10, 2011

Four Inches or Six Inches?

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18 comments:

  1. I'm 1!?
    And no, I don't mean inches.
    I promise.

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  2. Confused about your size?

    Please refer to this guide and get back to us.

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  3. damn, so close and still ...

    xoxoxo

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  4. sorry, i'm looking for the big boys department.

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  5. SAVANNAH: damn, so close and still ...

    Yay! You’re back!

    NORMADESMOND: sorry, i'm looking for the big boys department.

    Size queen.

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  6. do you have an extra large chubby size available?

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  7. Black bikini briefs, s'il vous plaît.

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  8. Whotsit in cm?

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  9. You have all seen my penis. I have a 38" waist these days - you do the math.

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  10. PRINCESS: do you have an extra large chubby size available?

    What’s that?

    You have a chubby?

    Try to control yourself.

    XL: Black bikini briefs, s'il vous plaît.

    Please state which Official Language you wish to correspond in and stick to it.

    MAGO: Whotsit in cm?

    4 inches = 10.16 centimetres.

    6 inches = 15.24 centimetres.

    COOKIE: You have all seen my penis. I have a 38" waist these days - you do the math.

    For the three people in the Universe who haven’t seen Mr. Cookie’s penis, here it is.

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  11. I dunno - I'll let you decide based on whatever criteria you decide...

    But please, let it be in cm - can't handle this inch thing. Reminds me of itch. And that's not good.

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  12. Oh, round up it up to an even foot and I'll take a pair.

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  13. NWTRUNNER: I dunno - I'll let you decide based on whatever criteria you decide...
    But please, let it be in cm - can't handle this inch thing. Reminds me of itch. And that's not good.


    You’ll need yours custom made.

    There will be a future post on the itch problem.

    PEENEE: Oh, round up it up to an even foot and I'll take a pair.

    *rolls eyes*

    I’ll just sew two 6-inchers together.

    SCARLET: Big pants!!!

    Yes, that’s where they’ve gone!

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  14. MICHAEL GUY: I need a reinforced crotch.

    I’ve designed yours with using the Howard Hughes “lift and separate” brassiere system.

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  15. 6 inches you must never skimp!

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  16. MITZI: 6 inches you must never skimp!

    Frugality need never apply to your underthingies.

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