Monday, May 02, 2011

Dance Intermission

Whilst Mistress MJ awaits your photo submissions to our Gorgeous Gams Competition, she encourages you to dance!

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26 comments:

  1. I'm with you XL. Not only does it burn calories it's swirly fun!

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  2. I prefer a bit of clog dancing , its stompy , stampy fun .
    Is that Petra and IVD in your picture???

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  3. i am simply mad for a nice argentinian tango, mad i tell you.

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  4. XL: Hula anyone? Anyone?

    See comment to Boxer.

    BOXER: I'm with you XL. Not only does it burn calories it's swirly fun!

    I’ll summon the musicians with their ukuleles and 'Ohe hano ihu (Hawaiian nose flutes.)

    BEAST: I prefer a bit of clog dancing , its stompy , stampy fun .
    Is that Petra and IVD in your picture???


    I am not at liberty to reveal their identities but anyone with limbs as long as the fellow on the left can only be one person.

    Look at how his head doesn’t even make doorway clearance!

    KABUKI: i am simply mad for a nice argentinian tango, mad i tell you.

    Do you prefer to lead or to follow?

    SCARLET: You askin'? I'm dancin'.

    Here is an instructional video, courtesy of the Lawrence Welk Show.

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  5. Can I dance with Scarlet? I think we'd make a nice pair

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  6. NURSEMYRA: Can I dance with Scarlet? I think we'd make a nice pair

    You must await Miss Scarlet’s approval.

    In the meantime, have you studied the instructional video clip I gave to her?

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  7. Ha.. I always run to the loo when the birdie song comes on... but I will stay and dance the Fandango with Miss Nurse.
    Sx

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  8. My dance card is almost full... Must be all that tail feather flapping paying off...

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  9. I'm doing my interpretive dance...

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  10. SCARLET: Ha.. I always run to the loo when the birdie song comes on... but I will stay and dance the Fandango with Miss Nurse.

    You can’t hide from the Chicken Dance.

    PRINCESS: My dance card is almost full... Must be all that tail feather flapping paying off...

    The girl can’t help it.

    WALLY: I'm doing my interpretive dance...

    There’s always ONE hippie.

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  11. Alas, I can't join the fun; my tutu is at the cleaners.

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  12. I'll join the hippy corner ...

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  13. PUGGERPETE: Alas, I can't join the fun; my tutu is at the cleaners.

    I’m sure Princess has a spare to lend you.

    MAGO: I'll join the hippy corner ...

    Did I say there’s always ONE?

    Make that two.

    But no more, thank you…three’s a crowd.

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  15. I don't like to see men dancing, unless it's moshing at a Shirley Bassey concert. limbo dancing on a Caribbean cruise is also quite acceptable, otherwise, I'm quite happy to join Mago in the hippy corner.

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  16. I'm responsible for the deleted comment above. I spelt Caribbean wrongly. You know how people talk.

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  17. Pssst Miss Scarlet ,you know I dont like to gossip . However , Mitzi 'spelt Caribbean wrong' do you think thats some ghastly euphemism ???

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  18. MITZI: I don't like to see men dancing, unless it's moshing at a Shirley Bassey concert. limbo dancing on a Caribbean cruise is also quite acceptable, otherwise, I'm quite happy to join Mago in the hippy corner.

    I’ve had quite enough of this hippie nonsense.

    And which one of you reeks of patchouli?

    MITZI: I'm responsible for the deleted comment above. I spelt Caribbean wrongly. You know how people talk.

    See Beast’s comment…it’s already started.

    BEAST: Pssst Miss Scarlet ,you know I dont like to gossip . However , Mitzi 'spelt Caribbean wrong' do you think thats some ghastly euphemism ???

    I don’t know what Miss Scarlet will make of it but frankly I’m sure that Mitzi’s up to some sort of double entendre.

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  19. i might have to sit this one out.

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  20. Is it too late to change my choice from hula to hippie?

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  21. Let's dance free and the spirits flow!
    Mitzi is somewhere in the mosh pit, ready to rib a bean or something, I did not quite understand ...

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  22. Miss Mitzi may well be starting an "Alternative to Chocolate Movement" with all this discussion aboutCarob Beans How Commendable...

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  23. NORMADESMOND: i might have to sit this one out.

    Fine. Just so long as you’re not doing one of those crazy hippie dances.

    XL: Is it too late to change my choice from hula to hippie?

    Don’t even THINK about it!

    MAGO: Let's dance free and the spirits flow!
    Mitzi is somewhere in the mosh pit, ready to rib a bean or something, I did not quite understand ...


    I think she’s ready to flick her bean.

    PRINCESS: Miss Mitzi may well be starting an "Alternative to Chocolate Movement" with all this discussion aboutCarob Beans How Commendable...

    Let’s get this straight.

    There is no alternative to chocolate.

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  24. Coming soon to a theater near you:

    The Pink Swan!!!

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