Tuesday, November 21, 2017

Socks and Sandals

Didn't we warn you Bitches about this, years ago?

Monday, November 20, 2017

Book Report

Remember the The 2016 Infomaniac Book Challenge?

No, we're not doing a 2018 Book Challenge just as we didn't do a 2017 Book Challenge.

But we here at Infomaniac would like to know if you read any interesting books this year. And what are you currently reading?

At the moment, The Mistress is reading this...

... which is a coincidence because Charles Manson has finally gone to hell.

Sunday, November 19, 2017

Sleep - It's Wonderful!

Or so I've been told.


The Mistress is experimenting with a variety of sleep techniques.

Regular posting will resume sometime on Monday if The Mistress gets a good night's sleep, for a change.

While The Mistress is sleeping, do NOT look through her diaries.

Singspiration Sunday

It's Me Again Lord...


And more from the same group ...


Saturday, November 18, 2017

November is Wake to Music Month

Since November is Wake to Music Month...

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We here at Infomaniac want to know...

Do you Bitches wake up to music?
If not, how do you wake up? An alarm clock of another sort? An app? Someone vigorously shaking you? You awake naturally? The crow of the cock?

Looks like the merriment extends through December too...

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Photo source: LIFE (magazine) 26 Nov 1956.

NOTE: Infomaniac Bitch, Eroswings has published an interesting piece on classical music over at Eros Den. He's started a new series called "The Sound of Music" and it's worth checking out.

Friday, November 17, 2017

Facial Fitness

With The Mistress injured, it seemed that keeping fit was futile, aside from shoulder shrugs and stretches. Enter, this album...


As it says on the cover, "Milady can now create Beauty, Glamour and Personality with her Holiday Magic Informative Cosmetics FACIAL EXERCISES and massage routines for skin beauty that help hold back the signs & lines of age."

The album is narrated by the accomplished Hollywood makeup artist and host of The Ern Westmore Hollywood Glamour Show, Ernest Henry "Ern" Westmore...

Ern Westmore on the set of TV show The Ern Westmore Hollywood Glamour Show.

Ern was from a family of legendary makeup artists and his father, George Westmore was Winston Churchill's barber. Ern, considered the most talented of the Westmore Brothers, worked at RKO, 20th Century-Fox, Warner Brothers, and other film studios.

Portrait of the makeup artist as a young man...


 And later in life...


Unfortunately, Ern was forced to leave Warner Brothers due to chronic alcoholism. He also "struggled in his personal life due to his vices, having been married four times." Ern died of a heart attack in 1967.

But before his demise, Ern left Hollywood to become spokesperson for the door-to-door Holiday Magic cosmetics company (masterminds of the Facial Exercises album.)

"I'm going door to door to make you this incredible offer!"

Several years after Ern's death, Holiday Magic found itself in hot water for being one of the largest pyramid schemes of all time, defrauding investors of millions of dollars.

So, where was I? Oh yes, the FACIAL EXERCISES... 
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If you're bursting to do the above illustrated exercises along with me (and Ern) click here to listen. Then turn your record over to hear more.

Ern promises that regardless as to whether you're young, middle-aged, or ON THE WRONG SIDE OF FIFTY, you can become a far more attractive person than you ever dreamed possible.

As well as guiding us through FACIAL EXERCISES, Ern spends considerable time extolling the virtues of such Holiday Magic cosmetic products as:

Strawberry Frappé Cleansing Cream
Fruit Tang Skin Toner
Papaya Dew Moisture Cream
Mint Ice with Honey & Almonds
Lemon Delight Eye & Throat Oil
Avocado Hand Cream
Banana Body Lotion

The infomercial portion of this album only served to make me hungry, thus piling on more pounds that I'm sure facial exercises alone cannot correct.

What about you, Bitches? Have you ever tried facial exercises? Or have you tried keeping fit by listening to an exercise album?

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

Be Careful What You Wish For

In a previous post, The Mistress said her idea of a perfect weekend was staying in bed. Well, her wish was granted...

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An injury on Friday confined The Mistress to her bed for the past several days. The upside, as you can see, is that she was able to tackle the stack of books at her bedside.

How about you, Bitches? Have you ever wished for something and had it come true, only to discover that it wasn't as good as what you expected?

Friday, November 10, 2017

Filthy Friday Cocktail Challenge

You are given 2 ingredients...

Create a classic cocktail.

Thursday, November 09, 2017

Breakfast With Norma

Must bring Norma her breakfast...

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Wednesday, November 08, 2017

Monday, November 06, 2017


Match the faces in the top panel with the wenises in the bottom panel.

Answers are at the right hand side of the bottom panel but try not to peek.


Saturday, November 04, 2017


Following the previous post in which we discussed our animal friends sharing our beds...

... we now turn our attention to a line of feline furniture from Japan. The pieces consist of scaled-down, miniature versions of human-sized furniture...

More to see here....

And closer to home...

Your cat or dog can now have his/her own bed thanks to a new line of pet furniture from IKEA...

Although try telling that to Norma's baby...

Or LX's Lola and Nikko...

Friday, November 03, 2017

The Perfect Weekend

In our previous post, when asked to describe his weekend, Mr. Peenee said, "I'm staying in bed with the cat"...


Mr. Peenee's just described my perfect weekend.

What's your idea of a perfect weekend?

Weekend Plans?

So, what do you Bitches have planned for the weekend?

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Wednesday, November 01, 2017

Like Watching Paint Dry

Nothing to see here today, Bitches.

It's like watching paint dry.

The Mistress returns in a day or two.

Tuesday, October 31, 2017

Saturday, October 28, 2017

The Road to Success is Always Under Construction

Choose one or more of these high school graduates from the Class of '63...
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... and tell us what happened to them.

Friday, October 27, 2017

Whither The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts?

The year? 2013. The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts journeyed to Australia. They have not been seen since.

A question to ponder...

Where are The Shorts?

Are they still in the possession of Princess, our most recent winner? Or have they met with foul play?...


There have been inquiries and fans of TFGES want to know their whereabouts. They want answers!

The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts have graced the backsides of several Infomaniac Bitches including:




and THE MISTRESS, herself...

Perhaps Prinny is seated at her sewing machine, making some last minute adjustments to The Shorts...

If you're reading this, Prinny, please let us know when we can expect the next Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition.

Note: For the uninitiated, please refer to The Definitive History of the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts, a tradition since 2004.

Thursday, October 26, 2017

Garden Photos Event Wrap-Up

It was a joy peeking into your gardens for the Seventh Annual Infomaniac Garden Photos Event.

Thanks to everyone who participated this year!

How did you Bitches feel about everyone having their own separate entry this year instead of one long post?

Wednesday, October 25, 2017

Mistress Maddie's Garden Photos / Happy Birthday!

Our final entry in the Seventh Annual Infomaniac Garden Photos Event is from Mistress Maddie in Pennsylvania.

This is how I picture Mistress Maddie's garden...

Let's allow Mistress Maddie to tell us about it...

Since I only have potted plants at the Casa du Borghese, read that as small bijoux living, I thought I would send in some from the ancestral home where the Mother lives just West of the Casa.

The place is pretty much surrounded by her favorite blooms.... roses.

When I go home I'll take a few houseboys to prune and tend to the blooms, as I fear taking a prick the wrong way. This years weather did well with them and they seemed to be blooming almost constant.

I also fixed up her little courtyard for her, with a few flowers displayed in unique ways, my visual display came in handy. The houseboys helped me handle placing the wood items. Gave the mother a nice little nook to relax in. One just had to watch. With such tiny space and plant coverage, anything could pop out at a moments notice.

Thank you, Mistress Maddie!