Don't let THIS happen to YOU...
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And you think being sent to the Oubliette is punishment?
The following is a partial list of offences and reasons YOU could be banned for life here on Infomaniac:
Wearing offensive footwear, particularly CROCS.
Mentioning Celine Dion.
Asking "Did I win yet?" too many times.
Ignoring contest deadlines.
Not using a towel on the furniture whilst nekkid.
Emitting bodily fluids, especially vomit.
Failure to submit a photo of your backside to our Gallery of Alluring Arses.